official document. do not lick.

$SPOOKSthe spookspaper

everything you need to know about $SPOOKS. written by a cat, peer reviewed by the coven and signed with a paw. reading time is about four minutes, or one nap.

  • like a whitepaper, but spookier
  • version 1.0 (final final v2)
  • peer reviewed by 0 scientists
  • 9 out of 9 lives agree
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spooks: a peer to peer cauldron cash system

spooks the cat

department of spooky economics, the cauldron

fig. 1, the author

abstract. a purely meme version of internet money would let a cat fall into a cauldron and climb out with a ticker. we propose a solution to the jeet problem using full moons, diamond paws and absolutely zero sells.

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chapter 01

tl;dr

$SPOOKS is a meme coin on robinhood chain. the mascot is a purple witch cat who fell into a cauldron and never really left.

no fake utility. no product launch in q7. just a cat, a pot and a coven of people who refuse to sell.

that's the whole spookspaper.

everything below is just proof that we tried.

chapter 02

the problem

the timeline is full of coins that forgot to be fun.

nahrugs, 10% taxes, dev wallets and a roadmap with the word synergy in it

yes plsa cat in a pot with zero tax, burnt LP and a renounced contract

chapter 03

the solution

scientists call this the expanding brain. we call it tuesday.

  1. buying a coin with a dog on it

  2. buying a coin with a frog on it

  3. buying a coin with a cat on it

  4. buying a witch cat that fell in a cauldron on robinhood chain

chapter 04

tokenomics

read the label. it's short because nothing is hiding in it.

spooks facts

servings per pot 1,000,000

serving size 1 cat

amount per serving

total supply
1,000,000 $SPOOKS
into the LP
85% (850,000)
marketing
15% (150,000)
buy tax
0%
sell tax
0%
liquidity
burnt
ownership
renounced
new tokens ever
0
rugs
0g
fud
0g
magic
100%

* percent daily value based on a diet of nine lives.

where the supply went
  • liquidity pool850,000 tokens85%
  • marketing150,000 tokens15%

first real chart in this whole paper.

chapter 05

the tech

extremely advanced. please hold your applause.

  1. a cat
  2. falls in a pot
  3. pot gets a ticker
  4. coven shows up
  5. full moon
chain
robinhood chain, an ethereum L2 (chain id 4663)
token standard
ERC20, the good old kind
where to swap
uniswap, paired with ETH
wallets
robinhood wallet or metamask

contract address

0x5900c50000000000000000000000000000000000

the only real one. everything else is a fake pot.

chapter 06

moon phases

we still don't do roadmaps. here's the checklist anyway.

  1. new moon

    the summoning

    • the pot goes on the fire
    • fair launch on robinhood chain
    • first witches find the coven
    we're here

  2. crescent

    the bubbling

    • dexscreener all dressed up
    • coingecko and cmc listings
    • meme contests with real prizes

  3. half moon

    the hex

    • 1,000 witches in the coven
    • stickers, gifs, the whole cursed kit
    • raids so loud the jeets turn into frogs

  4. full moon

    full moon party

    • bigger exchanges
    • actual witch hat merch
    • you know what happens on a full moon

dates? the moon doesn't do dates either.

chapter 07

risks

a short comic about managing expectations.

  1. you: i'm buying $SPOOKS

  2. spooks: cool. you know it's a meme coin, right?

  3. you: ...

  4. spooks: you know it's a meme coin, right?

the actual fine print

  • meme coins go up and down fast. like cat zoomies at 3am fast.
  • no promises, no product and no expectation of financial return. it is a cat in a pot.
  • fakes are everywhere. always check the contract address on this site before you swap.
  • only throw in what you're cool losing. this is not financial advice. the cat is not a financial advisor.

chapter 08

faq

real questions from the coven chat. mostly real.

the coven

9 lives online

anonwen moon?
spooksfull moon. look up.
anonis the LP burnt?
spooksyes. straight into the fire. nobody's pulling it back out.
anoncan the dev mint more?
spooksno. ownership is renounced and the keys went in the cauldron.
anonis there a tax?
spookszero. witches don't do taxes.
anonwhere did the supply go?
spooks85% went straight into the LP and that LP is burnt. the other 15% is set aside for marketing, so the coven stays loud.
anonwhere do i buy?
spooksuniswap on robinhood chain. the buy spell is on the home page, four steps.
anonwen big exchanges?
spooksthat's the full moon phase. patience, little witch.
anonis this financial advice?
spooksno. i am a cat.

chapter 09

conclusion

spooks the witch cat in front of a purple moon and a castle
one does not simplysell a witch cat

the pot is warm, the moon is getting bigger and the cat is not selling.

if you read this far you are officially early. welcome to the coven.

signed, spooks

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